August 23 2009: It's coming, are YUO!?

The Children of Eris shall send forth their popes, and they shall gather of her queendom all things that are likely to offend the greyfaces and the cabbages, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast themselves upon said greyfaces and cabbages: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth and most likely a few lulz to be had; SO BE THERE OR BE A PARALLELOGRAM!