Keep POEE Online: Get your Official Certificates here!

That's right, YUO can help keep The POEE | UK Resource Centre online and get something for yourself to boot!

Our certificates are printed by Konica Minolta on A4** sized, medium-heavy (170 g/m²), quality, white matte photo paper by Canon. They are individually hand signed by the inimitable Rev. St. Syn, KSC (that jerk that brought out the Principia Discordia Hardback) and his personal assistant, the holder of many titles and the man behind the publishing sub sect of POEE | UK, Synaptyclypse Generator, Dr. Z. Orin Michael Fothering-Goode!

The best part, of course, is that they feature the custom text of YOUR CHOICE! Just fill in the box and we'll ship out your custom official certificates post haste!

Our certificates are suitable for framing and make great gifts, fabulous prizes and outrageous family heirlooms!

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POEE International Erisian Seminary Certificate Master of Divinity Degree Click for larger.	Destination and Shipping UK - Free Shipping £3.99 US - Subsidised Shipping £4.99 ROW - Subsidised Shipping £5.99 Enter your custom text* below...
Description Impressive degrees for impressive people! It doesn't matter that you left school with no education other than how to roughly scrawl your name every time you take cash from taxpayers via your government's benefits system, you too can be special. Get your Master of Divinity Certificate TODAY and show those chumps down at the dole office your TRUE WORTH!
POEE Legion of Dynamic Discord Certificate Certified Legionnaire Click for larger.	Destination and Shipping UK - Free Shipping £3.99 US - Subsidised Shipping £4.99 ROW - Subsidised Shipping £5.99 Enter your custom text* below...
Description Come on Legionnaire, we know you need to prove your affiliation to this ancient and noble sect of modern Discordia. What? You're not in the LDD? Don't be silly, of course you are! The Legion of Dynamic Discord (or LDD), is the sect of Discordianism that all Discordians belong to if they have not founded their own sect (even if they belong to someone elses sect, they are a member of the LDD). And these days, even if you have founded your own sect, your original membership is still valid. This wonderful official certificate was lovingly handcrafted in Photoshop and is based on an original design featured in the first ever edition of Principia Discordia. How's that for pedigree!? Get with the program and order your Legion of Dynamic Discord Legionnaire Certificate TODAY!
POEE Certificate of Enlightenment Enlightened One Click for larger.	Destination and Shipping UK - Free Shipping £3.99 US - Subsidised Shipping £4.99 ROW - Subsidised Shipping £5.99 Enter your custom text* below...
Description Not Found The requested URL /enlightenment was not found on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use a ErrfnorDocument to handle the request. Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

*You must enter your custom text accurately, what you enter is what you get.

**Due to the difficulties involved in obtaining good quality, letter sized print stock in the UK, we regret that we can only offer A4 sized prints. We sincerely hope that this will not impair your enjoyment of our products.