Important POEE Announcements...
We are Sondra London & DrJon Swabey. We are bringing forth the Discordia Prophetica.
And so we toss the venerable Discordia Apocrypha, the Honest Book of Truth, Erisian Mysteries, & Kulcha into the Chaosotron with the freshest new Discordiana in the world.
From Atlanta to Australia, Nagasaki to Athens, London to Dallas, they include: Kerry Thornley, The Erisian Elestria, Dr. Jon Swabey, Dr. Liber, Cardinal Sin, Baron von Hoopla, Pilliard Dickle, Icarus, Sham Ibrahim, Priestess of Blackwing Butterflies, Temple of Mumbo Jumbo, Tom Bradley.
Have you composed any discordian prophecies or erisian mysteries, deep thoughts or smart remarks? Fnords, inexplicata, apocrypha, visions or hallucinations, doodles or diagrams, jingles or gimcracks, you'd like to SUBMIT?
WE ARE NOW ISO text and hi-res B/W graphics concerning golden apples and the tossing thereof by goddesses; references to Kallisti, "For the Prettiest One"; controversy, chaos, discord, illumination, inspiration, lunacy, slack, fives, twenty-threes, four-twenties; prophecy, glossolalia, incantation, recursive or obsessive trips, rants, brags; influenced by arcana, subgenius, dada, zines, mythology, voices in head.
Day of Discord 2009 is on!
I'm serious. You people did your thang globally. GLOBALLY! On, or around DoD 2008 and you should be proud!
DoD 2009 will be held on August 23rd 2009 WORLD WIDE. Get organising NOW for the sake of the future!

I have been here for about two and a half weeks, and I am still alive. I'm sure some of you are disapointed, but fuck you guys, I am invincible on my home turf. It has been a weird blend of animalistic drinking and smoking and taking in the culture that can be found in the Edinburgh Festival.
You have not lived until you sneak a flask of talisker into an art gallery and wander through an exhibition of impressionist masterpieces. I felt queasy when I got to the Van Gogh, but fortunately for me, I didn't projectile vomit over an art work that is probably worth more than all the money I will ever make in my entire lifetime.
The DoD is rapidly approaching, but I feel Discordians have already been hitting the streets in Edinburgh. There are stickers on all sorts of random street furniture declaring that this bench or that lamp post belongs to Lionel Richie. I approve.
Note for all you 'tards who are planning to make it here on Saturday, bring light waterproofs. The rain has been depressingly constant, but still quite warm.
~Payne
That's right folks; two weeks to Day of Discord. I sincerely hope you've got your shit, if not together, thought about.
Link to DoD forum's Edinburgh thread.