THE PURPLE MONKEY MAFIA


Discordians for Softer Sandpaper (Society)


The Purple Monkey Mafia never did have truckloads of influence in the world of Discordians and other weirdos. And for the eight years of its existence, the group just sort of went along while its changing roster of members and participants did their own thing. On February 1st, 2007, the PMM finally and irrevocably dissolved. The reasons are many, but an important factor was Irreverend Hugh's finally and officially leaving the group in late December of '06.

APRIL 3rd 2008 = UPDATE=
The PMM is back.


STOP THE PRESSES!

Per request by many of you out there, the website is being restored. So far, all of the Pagan and Occult articles have been fully restored. The Rants of Irreverend Hugh will be reposted as soon as he allows it.
[-April 26th, 2008]


Since the PMM is back and we also have a new online location, and we discovered that this site still exists....hmmm. What will we do?



Thank all of you who corresponded with us through out the years this website has been up. You may now correspond with us again, if you wish.


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D.A.D.A. WANTS YOU!!!!!




The Day I Joined the Mafia

The Purple Monkey called off the bus, “Hey Little Girl, come play here with us!”
They state they want to save the world, with magic and laughter, Chaos un-furled
Children of Eris, these beautiful three, offering wisdom completely Drug-Free
“Kallisti” on Golden Apple so fair, and I sent it spinning, with breath,
to Air Eris danced and spins on top of her tales, running round town in sealed veils

It will not matter if you do not believe, it will only be matter if you’re never lazy
Ring Chaotic laughter outside your big heart Don’t store it up tight, like in a cold part
You must upon the lid, let this Love flow, or Chaos will consume your Head and your Toe
So I run to the Magick, give it my Fire, to save this whole world, from my watery ire

So where does The Purple Monkey now lie, has the bus crashed, or is it singing my fire
Is he hiding deep down inside a cold box, or running around like a mad hatter fox
Is she just sitting now, loving all alone, dreaming about a crystal dome home

Only Magick can ever free up their path

No hurry now, Magick NEVER ends Last

by kali




Last site update: April 26th, 2008


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"It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs."

The PMM consider themselves to be Erisian co-conspirators with the Church of Eris, and many of our members, consider you/them/our/selves to be members of that dis-organization. In case anyone of you were wondering. We/you/they may have also been affiliated with POEE, whatever that is supposed to be. Some have even alleged that the cabal was a fully dysfunctional part of either the Discordian Society or the Erisian Movement. But, really, as a group we consider ourselves residents of both the human zoo and Eris' Playground.


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