by Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli

"You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true"-Homer Simpson

"God doesn't hate them because they're fags, they're fags because God hates them" -St. Fred Phelps

"I have discovered photography. Now I can kill myself."- St. Pablo Picasso

"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it."- St. George Carlin

"Stop! This man has a story to tell!" -Leon Trotsky, to his guards, as they kick his assassin to death

"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." -St. Yoda

"That stone buddha deserves all the birdshit it gets

I wave my skinny arms like a tall flower in the wind."-St. Ikkyu

"I spent five and a half years in prison. The worst part was coming home and finding out Green Acres had been cancelled. What the hell was I fighting for?" -Sen. John McCain

"The only real Anarchists are babies and schizophrenics" -St. Turd Furgeson

"Anyway if I have no free will then I might as well suck all the dicks at once is what I'm saying" -Pants, Jerk City

"Underground money with honeys up in the whip. Bangbus.com nigga fuckin your bitch." -Immortal Technique

"I think God stuck all the really unimaginative things down in the deep sea.

"Okay, we have the Giraffe... where can it's elegant long neck go? Ah, the beautiful plains of Africa. And the elegant swan - how noble it will look upon the river Thames! What's next - let's see... the Grogglefish, a massive, amorphous sum of barely sentient flesh. Hm. Down the shitter with this one." -St. Thom

"If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Czar himself." -Mikhail Bakunin