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Do you think you'd notice if your child had become a Christian?

Don't be so sure!

Too many parents, when asked this question, have replied "sure, of course I would notice. He'd buy a Bible, start going to Church, hum 'KUM BA YAH' in the bathroom!"

Well the sad truth is MOST PARENT'S ARE THE LAST TO KNOW!

Christians are very very good at hiding their 'faith' and don't normally display the outward symptoms until much much later on.

Here are some sure fire ways to find out if YOUR child is infected.

1.Check his school books and room for the letters WWJD?, this is a secret Christian recognition code. Also look for a 'fish' symbol like this (see fig1 above right) It does NOT mean he's still interested in fishing/angling! DO NOT BE FOOLED.

2.Check that those porn mags under his bed are really porn! A favourite trick of this cult is to get their young acolytes to simply swap covers. Your child might not be reading Playboy but something very very sinister indeed.

3.Has he/she suddenly stopped reading Harry Potter or Tolkien and started reading the 'Narnia' books? BEWARE these Narnia books are a cover for an extreme form of Christian belief!

4.Check your computer! Has he/she suddenly stopped regularly disabling 'Net Nanny' (despite your openly leaving a PostIt with the password on, on the fridge?)

5.Has he started to complain that there is not enough 'healthy' food in the house? Christians brain wash their young recruits to reject good wholesome American food like Twinkies and burgers. Some groups even teach beer is wrong!

6. Can you remember when your child last had an attack of the 'munchies'? He might not be smoking that hash at all!

7.Ask at your local drug store, has he stopped buying condoms? Or if it's a girl, has she suddenly switched from Tampax to towels?

These are just some of the common signs.

PARENTS BE VIGILANT!

~Scribe

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